The Church of the Psychedelic Tuba
Tuba loves you
Welcome, and thank you for visiting The Church of the Psyhedelic Tuba online. We hope that our website highlights the wide variety of hornship, tubaship and vibrational opportunities available. Please feel free to read more about our church on this site, or come in for a visit. We would love to greet you and share with you our love for tuba vibrations and for you, our neighbor.
We believe that the valve to salvation is always open and so are the doors of perception. Our mission is to be fully devoted to healing tuba vibes by tuning the chakras of those seeking vibrational balancing. The tuba healing techniques practiced by our High Tuba Priests have the ability to transform our world at war to a blue ball of peace. It is our mission to have a tuba available in every community and to train practitioners around the globe.
The best weddings intregrate tuba induced harmonic infusion of wedding guests as well as the happy couple. Start your new life perfectly tuba tuned.
Services are held in the main Church:
Sunday Morning services are at 9:00 PM and 11:00 PM Saturday Night.
Wednesday night service is 7:00 PM.
Private services available. Our high priests have tuba and will travel.
With your support we have added one more tuba to the flock. Deacon Dale will soon be vibrating those Las Vegas heathens into a frothy tuba lovin' healing frenzy.
Intoning the healing pitch without a net Wednesday after services
Please show your support and donate to our Love the Vibe fund.
This Week's Sermon
Last Weeks's Sermon
Thank you brothers, sisters et al for taking time from your work-a-day world to come and vibrate with us in the presence of the Psychedelic Tuba.
Good to see many new faces. Our Church welcomes all faiths. BYOG Bring Your Own G*d. How you pray and what you are praying about is up to you. Go ahead pray your way to the G*d of your heart.
A young man can me to me earlier inquiring about our service. "Sir" he said "Do I have to pray? I don't have a G*d." I thought for a moment then asked him why he wanted to attend. He told me that he had heard of some of the realities that were created by other members and wanted some of that goodness. I could tell he had a sincere desire and potential for mind manifesting a good world for himself and those he came in contact with.
Here is the advice he was given and in fairness I am giving it to you as well.
First of all if you have no prior relation ship with a G*d then you are free to create your own higher power. Think of G*d as a Jungean Collective Consciousness of everyone's good thoughts. Your prayers are just thoughts. Add your good thoughts to the Collective Consciousness. It is simple as that.
Like the Salvationists before us use your tuba to vibrate your thoughts into the Coll Conn. It maginifies your prayers. Be mindful. Your manifestions may take many forms. Be careful what you toot for. You will get it.
Here endeth the lesson. Now go out into the world and with a mighty breath intone your intentions of peace love and harmony with the love of the G*d of your heart, however you conceive him/her or it to be Janefondora or cosmic debris.
So note it be.
If you didn’t manage to make one of the services this week, you can listen to our Sunday and Wednesday sermons via our telepathic podcast.
You can also check out our YouTuba channel for videos